Welcome to Dairy Dairy Cowtown!
🐮🥛 Where the Cows and Milk Run Free Free™
🏡 🍞 Home of the Famous Milk Toast™
Pull up a chair, pour yourself a tall glass of cold milk, and make yourself at home!
Welcome to Dairy Dairy Cowtown, a wonderfully whimsical little town filled with colorful characters, friendly neighbors, good-natured humor, and plenty of stories waiting to be told.
Created by Grant E. Wuellner, Dairy Dairy Cowtown is an original fictional world with its own residents, businesses, personalities, and history.
And at the heart of it all is one fun-loving cowboy named Texas Toast!
How Did Cowtown Begin?
Every town has a story about how it got started. Dairy Dairy Cowtown has one involving a cowboy, a horse brush, and a very special cow!
Texas Toast, the town's founder and mayor, has quite a tale to tell about the events that led to Cowtown's beginnings.
It's a story filled with cowboy charm, unexpected turns, and the kind of down-home humor that makes Dairy Dairy Cowtown such a memorable place.
Curious about how it all happened? Scroll down to Listen to the Original Cowtown Podcast, where you can enjoy the original audio comedy adventure, How a Cowboy, a Horse Brush, and a Cow Built a Town!
Meet Some of the Folks Around Town
Texas Toast
Founder & Mayor
Friendly, welcoming, and always ready for a good conversation, Texas Toast is the cowboy who started it all. Whether he's sharing a little Cowtown history or entertaining audiences with his own blend of comedy magic and storytelling, he brings his special brand of cowboy charm wherever he goes.
Old Man Mahony
Cowbell & Crate General Store
One of Cowtown's most colorful personalities, Old Man Mahony was the town's first official resident. As proprietor of The Cowbell & Crate General Store, he's ready to offer everything from everyday necessities to some rather unusual merchandise. And you might even get a bowl haircut while you're there!
Mad Dog the Cabbie
Cabbie's Corner Comfort Diner
Fast-talking Mad Dog is one of Cowtown's liveliest residents. In addition to his adventures as a New York cabbie, he's the fellow behind Cabbie's Corner Comfort Diner, where good food, lively conversation, and his celebrated grilled cheese sandwiches are always on the all-vegetarian menu.
MaryBelle the Cow
Cowtown's Leading Lady
MaryBelle holds a special place in the heart of Dairy Dairy Cowtown. She's the town's parade-leading cow, and when it's time for a celebration along Main Street, you can count on her to help get things moo-ving!
There's More to Cowtown Than Meets the Eye!
Dairy Dairy Cowtown is home to quite a collection of memorable residents, each with their own personality, talents, and sometimes rather unusual occupations. Meet a few more of the folks who make this little town such an entertaining place to visit!
Atticus Cato
Roman Soldier, Actor & Blacksmith
Once an actor in a Shakespearean production, Atticus took an unfortunate tumble from the stage and awoke convinced he was a Roman soldier! Fortunately, the welcoming residents of Dairy Dairy Cowtown were happy to make room for him. Today, he operates Guernsey Cow Theatre and Smitten Smithing, serves as a part-time firefighter, and occasionally entertains with his impressive operatic voice.
Giddy Haystack
Porchlight Petals & Herbary
A professionally trained clown, mime, and actor, Giddy once traveled with a three-ring circus. But his love of flowers, gardening, and creating something new eventually led him to Dairy Dairy Cowtown. After answering an advertisement welcoming new shopkeepers, he opened Porchlight Petals & Herbary. These days, Giddy shares flowers, fragrant herbs, gardening lessons, and a little flower magic with his neighbors.
Lord Magistrate Pauly
Town Judge & Cheese Shop Proprietor
Every town needs someone to keep things orderly, and Cowtown has Lord Magistrate Pauly! When he isn't attending to his judicial responsibilities, you'll find him at the Milking Shorthorn Bicycle and Cheerful Cheese Emporium. Among his specialties is Pauly's Perfect Provolone, made with his very own hands. In Cowtown, even the town judge has a flavorful side!
Velvet Voice Vernon
1120 AM WHEY Radio
Tune your radio to 1120 AM WHEY and you might hear the smooth sounds of Velvet Voice Vernon! With years of radio experience and countless listener requests behind him, Vernon has developed an uncanny knack for anticipating what callers want to hear. Some folks around Cowtown wonder if he can actually read minds. Vernon isn't telling!
Beauregard “Beau” Sterling
Sure Bet Savings & Security
Meet Beauregard “Beau” Sterling, Cowtown's distinguished banker and insurance gentleman! A former riverboat gambler with a polished Southern drawl and a remarkable talent for handling playing cards, Beau has traded his gambling days for a respectable career protecting the town's money. With his charming manners and persuasive personality, Beau knows a thing or two about taking chances. After all, who understands risk better than a former gambler?
Doctor Finnegan Flaherty
Flaherty's Hooves, Humans & High-Flyers
Originally from the Irish countryside, Doc Finnegan Flaherty followed his heart to New York City before finding a new home in Dairy Dairy Cowtown. An experienced veterinarian, he now also cares for the town's human residents, bringing his cheerful Irish charm to every appointment. When he isn't tending to hooves or humans, you'll find him folding remarkable paper airplanes for his patients. His motto says it all: “First-Rate Vet Care (And Getting Darn Good at People, Too!)”
More Familiar Faces Around Cowtown
There's always someone interesting to meet in Dairy Dairy Cowtown! From a precocious young visitor to a rabbit with his own transportation business, the town is filled with memorable personalities and some rather unusual enterprises.
Daisie
Old Man Mahony's Granddaughter
Bright, curious, and full of personality, Daisie is spending time in Dairy Dairy Cowtown with her grandpa, Old Man Mahony, while her parents travel the world performing music. You'll often find her around The Cowbell & Crate General Store, where she's always ready with a question, an observation, or a new adventure. Life with Grandpa is seldom dull!
Ricky the Rabbit
Run Run Rabbit Rickshaw
Need a ride around Dairy Dairy Cowtown? Ricky the Rabbit is ready to help! Proprietor of Run Run Rabbit Rickshaw, Ricky transports residents and visitors around town in his very own pulled rickshaw. When he isn't helping folks get where they're going, he occasionally assists the town sheriff with deputy duties. He's one busy bunny!
Count Fang
FangTastic Real Estate and Morbid Mortuary
When the sun goes down, Count Fang gets down to business! This rather unusual Cowtown resident operates FangTastic Real Estate and Morbid Mortuary, offering everything from your next dream home to your final resting place. Naturally, he prefers holding open houses after dark. His business motto says it all: "From Your First Home to Your Last."
Veronica the Vivacious Starlight
Town Sheriff & Day Spa Proprietor
Glamorous, confident, and always ready to make an entrance, Veronica the Vivacious Starlight is one of Cowtown's most unforgettable personalities. As the town sheriff and proprietor of Luxurious Law and Day Spa, she takes both law enforcement and looking fabulous very seriously. With a curling iron always close at hand, Veronica knows how to keep Cowtown looking its very best!
Listen to the Original Cowtown Podcast
How a Cowboy, a Horse Brush, and a Cow Built a Town
Before Dairy Dairy Cowtown stepped onto the live stage, its residents came to life in an original audio comedy adventure inspired by the charm of old-time radio.
Featuring character voices, music, sound effects, humor, and storytelling, the episode introduces listeners to Texas Toast, MaryBelle, Old Man Mahony, Mad Dog the Cabbie, and Velvet Voice Vernon.
Hear how the town began, meet some of its residents, and discover the legendary horse brush that helped start it all.
All character voices and audio production by Grant E. Wuellner.
Originally released April 16, 2025, this special episode is preserved in Grant's creative archive for everyone to enjoy.
Grant E. Wuellner
A World of Stories Still to Be Told
Dairy Dairy Cowtown continues to grow through the imagination of its creator, Grant Wuellner.
With a town full of residents, businesses, friendships, and adventures, there's plenty of room for future stories.
Grant hopes to explore Cowtown further through original fiction and books, giving readers an opportunity to spend more time with the town's colorful personalities.
And who knows what other adventures might come along?
Dairy Dairy Cowtown Comes to the Stage!
The characters of Cowtown have also found their way into live entertainment!
Texas Toast Comedy Magic brings the town's friendly founder and mayor to audiences through baffling magic, hilarious antics, visual comedy, audience participation, and plenty of cowboy charm.
The Cowtown Trio brings three distinctive personalities together as Texas Toast, Old Man Mahony, and Mad Dog the Cabbie entertain with their own combination of comedy, magic, and character performances.
And naturally, a visit to Cowtown wouldn't be complete without a few surprises from its delightful animal friends!
Grant E. Wuellner
Grant E. Wuellner
There's Always More to Discover!
With so many colorful residents, unusual businesses, and stories still waiting to be told, there's always something new happening in Dairy Dairy Cowtown.
Whether you're enjoying the original audio adventure, meeting the town's animal friends, or experiencing Cowtown onstage, you're always welcome to come back for another visit!
Welcome to Dairy Dairy Cowtown — Where the Cows and Milk Run Free Free!
