🎧 How a Cowboy, a Horse Brush, and a Cow Built a Town

S1E0: How a Cowboy, a Horse Brush, and a Cow Built a Town

🎧 Episode Preview

Discover the origin of Dairy Dairy Cowtown—home of friendly cows, cowboy tales, & heartwarming storytelling. Meet the mayor, the lead cow, and the locals as they bring this whimsical town to life. It all starts with a brush, a cow, & a whole lot of milk.

🐮🥛 Where the Cows and Milk Run Free Free™

🏡 🍞 Home of the Famous Milk Toast™

📜 Episode Highlights

Welcome to the first sip of Dairy Dairy Cowtown—a comforting audio escape where the cows all have names, the mail’s delivered on horseback, and kindness is always in season.

In this debut episode, you’ll meet:
• Texas Toast – Mayor and creator of Dairy Dairy Cowtown
• Marybelle – Parade-starting lead cow of the town
• Old Man Mahony – First official resident; runs The Cowbell & Crate General Store
• Velvet Voice Vernon – Suave host at 1120 AM WHEY Radio
• Mad Dog the Cabbie – Fast-talking owner of Cabbie’s Corner Comfort Diner and grilled cheese champ

Hear the legendary tale of a horse brush that changed everything, explore the charm of old-timey radio soundscapes, and learn why this dairy-fueled town might be your new happy place.

So pull up a hay bale, grab a tall glass of cold milk, and get ready for stories, sound effects, and the start of something moo-velous.

📓 Show Notes 

🌼 Season 1 – Spring 2025 in Dairy Dairy Cowtown

🎙️ Episode 0: How a Cowboy, a Horse Brush, and a Cow Built a Town

🐄 “Welcome to Dairy Dairy Cowtown—where the milk’s fresh, the sun’s always smilin’, and the neighbors wave with both hands! Kick off your boots, grab a glass, and stay a good long while.”
— Texas Toast, Founder & Mayor of Dairy Dairy Cowtown

🌟 Episode Summary

Saddle up—it’s time to discover Dairy Dairy Cowtown, a rich blend of cowboy charm, storytelling, and creative inspiration! In this debut episode, your host Texas Toast saddles up to share how this wild and whimsical town came to be.

You’ll meet Old Man Mahony (that’s right—no E), hear about a life-changing horse brush, and get a feel for the parlor sound effects and old-timey radio joy coming your way each week.

🎧 What You’ll Hear

• 🎻 A musical intro with country fiddle flair

• 🐎 The tale of a magical horse brush that turned Texas Toast’s life upside down

• 🌄 The origin story of Dairy Dairy Cowtown

• 🐮 Why every resident has their own cow—and learns to milk it

• 🎬 A backstage peek at what’s next in the Cowtown universe

• 🎵 A musical outro full of fun and thanks

🌟 Meet the Residents in This Episode

• 🤠 Texas Toast – Mayor and creator of Dairy Dairy Cowtown

• 🐄 Marybelle – Parade-starting lead cow of the town

• 👴 Old Man Mahony – First official resident; runs The Cowbell & Crate General Store

• 🎙️ Velvet Voice Vernon – Suave host at 1120 AM WHEY Radio

• 🚕 Mad Dog the Cabbie – Fast-talking diner owner and grilled cheese champ

🐮 Cowtown Spots Featured (and Hinted-at) in This Episode

• 🧺 The Cowbell & Crate General Store – Oddities, licorice, and haircuts galore

• 📻 1120 AM WHEY Radio – Where the fiddle tunes never stop

• 🐄 The Milking Barn – Every resident learns to moo with purpose

• 🎉 Main Street Parade Path – Keep an eye out for Marybelle

• 🍳 Cabbie’s Corner Comfort Diner – Diner drama and grilled cheese served hot

🧀 Cheese of the Week

Starlight Cheddar – Aged in moonlight and rumored to boost cow-whispering skills 🌕✨

📅 Next Time on Dairy Dairy Cowtown

• 🎪 Coming Up: Big Fun at the Dairy Dairy Cowtown Carnival!

• 👴🪑 Front Porch Friends – Texas Toast and Old Man Mahony slow down time and swap stories

• 🧀🎩 Lord Magistrate Pauly faces a cheesy mystery — will the missing Centennial Cheddar be found?

• 💅⚖️ Meet Veronica Vivacious Starlight — Sheriff, spa queen, and curling-iron-wielding diva of justice!

• 👧👴🐮 Daisie joins her grandpa, Old Man Mahony, for a day of carnival adventures (and a cow or two!)

🎙️ More Episodes

• 🎧 https://www.CowtownPodcast.com – Listen to all episodes and explore the Dairy Dairy Cowtown goodness!

🥛 Milkcrate Club Bonus (Patreon Exclusive)

✨ Extra content for our patrons!

• 🥛 This week’s Milkcrate Club Bonus includes:

• 🔍 Grandpa Jasper’s mysterious shiny discovery

• 🎤 Behind-the-scenes origin story with Grant E. Wuellner

• 📦 A special visit from Old Man Mahony with this week’s store deal

• ⏱️ Bonus Run Time: Almost 10 minutes of fresh-from-the-barn audio goodness

• 🎁 Join here: [link removed]

💖 Support the Podcast

• 🐮 Patreon – Join the Milkcrate Club: [link removed]

• 🛍️ Etsy – Visit Our Shop: [link removed]

📝 Note from the Barn

If you’re listenin’ close to our original air date, some of these links might still be stretchin’ their legs. But don’t worry—we’re fixin’ up the stalls, fluffin’ the hay, and gettin’ everything ready real soon. Come on back by the pasture now and then to see what’s new! 🐾

📱 Connect With Us

• 🎩 Grant's Site: https://www.grantwuellner.com/

• 🌐 Dairy Dairy Cowtown: [link removed]

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• ▶️ YouTube: https://youtube.com/@dairydairycowtown

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⏱️ Episode Running Time

• 📡 Public Feed: 19:41 minutes

• 🥛 Milkcrate Club (Patreon): 28:10 minutes

🎭 Voices & Characters

• 🎙️ All voices and characters created and performed by Grant E. Wuellner 🎤🎩

📜 Written By

• ✍️ Stories, scripts, and silliness developed and written by Grant E. Wuellner 🤠

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Thanks for helping us keep our pastures—and the planet—a little greener. 🌱

📜 Copyright Notice

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