A Cowtown Christmas
Four Entertainers in One Magical Show—in a single, family-friendly performance.
“A Cowtown Christmas” is a 30–35 minute, all-magic holiday show. Throughout the show, the official Cowtown Christmas tree comes to life—piece by piece—while four distinct Cowtown characters present their own visual, crowd-pleasing magic. A heartwarming, homespun visit to the friendliest town in the West—leaving your audience cheering “Merry Cowtown Christmas!”
Limited December dates. Hold your date with a quick call or email.
Where Porch Lights Glow
Milk Flows Free
and Everyone Has Their Own Cow.
One Man. A Whole Town of Fun.
Meet Your Four Entertainers
Grant brings a whole town to life—four personalities, four styles of Christmas magic.
Texas Toast (The Host)
Town founder and warm-hearted mayor; a rope-smart wrangler who keeps the whole holiday party rolling with charm and easy laughs.
Old Man Mahony (The Shopkeeper)
Good-natured keeper of the Cowbell & Crate—old-time savvy, quick wit, and “general store” surprises for every age.
Mad Dog the Cabbie (The Diner Owner)
High-octane short-order showman—fast, funny, and always serving up fresh, crowd-pleasing surprises.
Giddy Haystack (The Florist)
Cowtown’s colorful clown and proprietor of Porchlight Petals & Herbary — “Bouquets today, gardens tomorrow.” Expect bright petals, fluttering silks, and joyful visual comedy that lights up the room.
Deluxe Upgrade.
Add a Fifth Character and More
Some events call for a little extra sparkle.
45-Minute Show
Perfect for banquets, galas, and evening holiday dinners—upgrade to a 45-minute Deluxe Edition of A Cowtown Christmas*, with extra time for laughs, magic, and holiday cheer.
Beauregard “Beau” Sterling (The Banker)
A polished gentleman with playful feats of chance and fortune—proving the surest bet is a magical Christmas.
Country Farm Red House (10x10 Backdrop)
Rustic countryside backdrop with a red barn, soft hills, and greenery—perfect for creating a warm, welcoming Cowtown scene onstage or in photos. Click to view a larger image of the backdrop.
What You Get
Every booking starts with the classic Cowtown Christmas show:
- 30–35 minutes, all-magic, family-friendly Christmas show
- Four distinct characters, one performer
- The official Cowtown Christmas tree, decorated live
- Moderate setup, medium footprint, no electricity needed
Deluxe 45-minute upgrade available for select events—just ask when you call.
Perfect For
- Corporate family parties & December mixers
- Community centers, clubs, and senior groups
- Libraries, schools, and daytime holiday programs
Book "A Cowtown Christmas" Today!
December dates are booking up fast—lock yours in with a quick call or email.
🎧 Hear Cowtown in Action
Before it ever hit the stage, Dairy Dairy Cowtown lived as a cozy audio story—a one-off “radio show” style episode with Texas Toast, a legendary horse brush, and the cow that built a town.
👉 Want to hear the town your audience will be visiting?
Listen to the archived podcast episode from my creative portfolio.
Grant E. Wuellner
Quick FAQs
How long is the show?
- Classic Cowtown Christmas show is about 30–35 minutes.
- The Deluxe Upgrade runs about 45 minutes.
What do you need from us?
- A clear performance area of about 12×12 ft for the classic setup.
- For the Deluxe barn backdrop, plan on at least 12×12 ft of usable space—the backdrop itself is 10×10 ft, with extra room at the sides for tables and walking.
- For very tight rooms, the classic show can be pared down to work in roughly 10×8 ft.
- Chairs for the audience and a nearby load-in point are helpful.
- A standard outlet is helpful, not required—I can perform without power if needed.
What’s your setup time?
- I arrive 60–90 minutes early.
- Setup is about 45 minutes (up to 60 for the Deluxe barn set or very tight spaces).
- Strike is about 30-45 minutes.
Is it appropriate for all ages?
- Yes—clean, family-friendly, and designed for mixed audiences.
Tech & Footprint
- Classic set: lightweight 8×6 ft backdrop screen with a single 6–8 ft table behind it for props and quick character changes.
- Deluxe barn set: 10×10 ft country barn backdrop with tables and décor arranged just in front and to the sides.
- Downstage: one small table for the Cowtown Christmas tree plus a compact magic table for props.
- Character changes happen behind the backdrop, keeping the visual focus on the stage.
- If space is very tight, I can run a pared-down layout (no inflatables, simplified décor, single table) to work in smaller rooms while still keeping the look of Cowtown.
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